Boffer Take selling Technique Too Far
Boffer a daily deal website took their selling technique too far, by telling consumers that Alfa Romeo, Renault and Peugeot had all gone bankrupt and that they will reform under a new name of CRAP!
All due to the Mazda CX-7. Boffer is trying to sell this car at a supposedly cut price.
I guess Boffer needs to be careful not to mis-sell Mazda, if this offer is even true!
However, last night three major car manufactures declared bankruptcy all within hours of each other. Alfa Romeo, Renault and Peugeot all claimed that one car was to blame for their downfall – The MAZDA CX-7.
A spokesman for Renault issued this statement – “We simply cannot compete with this car. Its curvaceous body and killer engine is simply no match for the rust buckets that we have been producing.
Peugeot added “We wont lie on our backs and take this like a girl! We will fight to the end. We plan to stand together on a united front and stand up to this super car that is destroying our market!”
The new company, which comprises of all three manufacturers is going to be called Cars by Renault AlfaRomeo and Peugeot and they will shorten it to C.R.A.P – we don`t think they have really thought this through properly.
Their plan is to make a car that will at the least match the MAZDA CX-7if not beat it. However they are as yet able to make the car for less then £120,000.
The MAZDA CX-7, which is the first car and non human to be dubbed Sir by the Queen at a ceremony last Wednesday, is due to be sold on the Boffer website at an astonishing price tonight – but they wont last for long.
In the mean time we just have to hope that C.R.A.P come up with a better name and Mazda don`t run out of parts so they can keep on making this outstanding car!